Reasons Management May Be Wrong

General Malaise, Lists
  • They admit to being not wrong.
  • Failure to appreciate your sidestacking expertise.
  • Disagreement about setting time limit a customer can be in the bathroom.
  • Constantly not firing the wrong people.
  • Prevailing attitude that many not-fine things are actually fine.
  • Liking the unlikeable.
  • Post-It® Note consumption policy too heavy handed.
  • After what they said about Taco Bell tacos?
  • Look, a new mousepad isn’t going to break the bank.
  • No one will even know we are on the roof if the store is closed.
  • Because their boss is also wrong.
  • It’s Canadian money. We can’t legally use it anyway!
  • The people must be told about polenta.
  • Curious office directed spoils
  • They are from the uncanny valley.
  • They get defensive when you suggest that date codes are bullshit. Progresses to physical altercation when you suggest all olive oils taste the same regardless of origin.
  • They are a privileged white male, or maybe not, but still.
  • Not your fault that customer had no sense of humor.
  • Graffiti tells the truth.
  • They don’t have all the facts, such as the fact that they are an idiot.
  • You don’t have all the facts, which is their fault.
  • How are you supposed to know what Spotify will play next? And besides, it wasn’t even that loud.
  • They’re “running a business.”