Identifying Unique Workers

  1. Is their box cutter orange?
  2. Were they a maverick who flouted corporate strictures by giving Crew Member Discounts to ex-Crew and getting fired?
  3. Do they care about green potatoes?
  4. Do they call their parole officer from the break room?
  5. Have they won their lifelong battle with poor penmanship, and are now able to competently create temp signs?
  6. Do they know what fell behind the wet produce fixture?
  7. Do they viciously guard a particular empty milk crate?
  8. Do they clean the break room while on break?
  9. Are they technically the Captain?
  10. Are they willing to do any task without complaining?