- Is their box cutter orange?
- Were they a maverick who flouted corporate strictures by giving Crew Member Discounts to ex-Crew and getting fired?
- Do they care about green potatoes?
- Do they call their parole officer from the break room?
- Have they won their lifelong battle with poor penmanship, and are now able to competently create temp signs?
- Do they know what fell behind the wet produce fixture?
- Do they viciously guard a particular empty milk crate?
- Do they clean the break room while on break?
- Are they technically the Captain?
- Are they willing to do any task without complaining?