Professional
A state of being exemplified by detachment from common emotions, an unwillingness to discuss issues with roots outside the scope of money, often accompanied by deceit, greed, and a diminished capacity for focus on details. [See Sociopathology]

Inappropriate
Attire capable of seducing or offending a customer, or both simultaneously, is generally regarded as inappropriate, especially when described in writing. Inappropriate clothing should absolutely be worn when shopping on your day off.

Goal
An arbitrary construct which can easily be modified, despite leader’s claims to the contrary. Because dude, unless you’re trying to save people trapped in a well, then you and your vision just need to chill.

Promotion
A method used to entice someone to do something not fun, such as changing their phone plan, or reprimanding Merideth for doing that thing where she mixes up all the bills in the register, that’s not really a big deal, but come on.

Schedule
A formalized method for allowing people the time they need to do things they don’t want to do.

Microwave
A device used by amateur CSI enthusiasts to research medium velocity soup splatter.