Stress
A fundamental particle that carries the anxiety force.

Passive
Unwilling to fight to achieve failure, preferring to allow it to arrive in its own sweet time.

Fatigue
A destructive condition experienced by all living things, and bridges, in both cases eventually leading to catastrophic collapse.

Satisfaction 
A feeling more commonly experienced by criminals than common people.

Classic
Probably horrible.

Pleasant
Synonym of boring

Festive 
A type of behavior that rapidly progresses to vomiting.

Table
A type of sexual platform available when house-sitting for a friend.