Therapy
An educational method for learning to use clever trickery to control yourself and others. Therapy is currently legal in all 50 states and outlying territories.

Compromise
The point at which everyone agrees the whole thing is fucked, and can we just figure out a way to stop having to talk about it?

Ghosting
The situation created when a good friend decides they would like to focus on the weak and deceitful aspects of their character, so they won’t have as much available time for you.

Passive Aggressiveness
A way of announcing that you are so naive that you believe nobody has figured you out, when in reality everyone knows what you’re up to, and believes you are weak and unpleasant.

Hello
Baseline standard greeting used by humans who are not extremely tired, extremely unhappy, or extremely unpleasant.