…a fortune for every day of the month!

1. You never get that time back that you spent voting 
2. Whether you push or pull depends on what side you are standing on 
3. Either a refund or frustration may be provided 
4. Sometimes the thing you find is not in the right place 
5. Self checkout affords you the chance to personally use lasers 
6. An empty cart may contain forgotten items 
7. If the alarm goes off, it is time to wake up, or you are stealing 
8. Tap dancing in the aisles is unambiguously annoying 
9. The front of even the longest line will be reached 
10. Batteries could realistically be anywhere 
11. You cannot climb beyond the end of the ladder
12. Do not let a single word define you
13. You must be awake to take sleeping pills
14. Your destiny may be to articulate the obvious
15. What you stand behind dictates how much authority you have
16. Wasps are not concerned with your innocence
17. A horse is probably cheaper than a new car
18. Take an empty cart, leave an empty cart 
19. Accept all cookies 
20. Have they worn it, no. Have they lied, hard to say.
21. You’re satisfaction may be moderated by exceptions 
22. A shrill beeping at the door is one way to start a conversation 
23. A line is just a structured crowd
24. You can forgive your ex, but that doesn’t make them not horrible 
25. November: terrifying in stores, but gratifying in offices 
26. A computer offers no explanation for its limitations
27. As much as you give, they will wait in line to take it all 
28. Store credit is not a reasonable trade for an unreasonable return
29. Everyone is timing you
30. Saying yes is easy, saying no is an art