Hopefully stop them from asking something dumb.

• The bells are for nothing.
• Only the damned hear the bells.
• I ring the bell to get help. A child rings the bell to go to hell.
• We do not sell Courvoisier.
• We discontinued it even though it was so good.
• It is so good.
• We have a bathroom.
• That is not a product name.
• We accept AMEX and ApplePay and probably “tap to pay” but you’re only the second person to ever mention it.
• It’s seasonal.
• We have tahini!