Why did you even care to begin with?

• Nobody else seems to care
• Tried not caring for a day, it felt good and nobody complained
• Sian doesn’t give a shit and they promoted her to Mate after only a month
• Caring is too risky
• You proposed a way to train new hires and they shot it down so fuck them
• Mate just shared a secret with you, but it’s fucking stupid so it’s not worth waiting for anything better
• Dua Lipa has still not replied to DM
• You don’t know your accusers and are unable to question them directly
• Nothing you do really matters
• Season four of Broccoli Wars cancelled