Everybody’s dream is to do what they love and get paid for it, although the path to that is not always clear. Use this guide to help you identify steps you can take to get to your dream job.

• If you sincerely enjoy empowering and guiding employees to meet their goals, then there probably isn’t any rewarding job out there for you.
• Do you enjoy politics and alternate reality scenarios where you get to do what you want even though it isn’t  fair? Try upper management.
• Do you have impeccable attention to detail and a thirst for revenge? Although not a posted position, you could be successful as a Crew Saboteur.
• If you enjoy playing around with the “big picture” and not getting involved with trivial details such as the impact of your actions on people’s “feelings,” then being a Regional Manager would suit your temperament well.
• Do you absolutely relish every opportunity to misrepresent failures as victories, and don’t have an honest bone in your body? Then have we got a world-class opportunity for you! Something in Public Relations!
• If you ever wake up and think “I would sure like to spend the day doing fuck all on my horse ranch in the Loire Valley,” then being a CEO might be the right choice.
• If you feel enriched when you quit a job to switch to a new job that is basically the same with the same wage but better hours, then any entry level job will satisfy you.
• Do you usually wake up without an alarm, drink a cup of good coffee, put your shoes on, head to your garage, pet your donkey and feed it some hay, then jump on and ride him to work, going straight through the front doors and into the break room, where you dismount, tie Stephan to the coffee machine, and proceed to go clock in? Damn, it don’t get any better than that.