File under: Technology Improving Life

• Recover flattened cardboard box from one side of back room, drop near baler
• Listen in on secret conversation in Bridge
• Battle competing Crew drones for command of frozen aisle airspace
• Kill flies with rotors
• Breathtaking panoramic views of snacks aisle
• Capture base jump attempt from top of frozen upright freezer in a way not possible unless you were around 6-feet tall and held your camera over your head.
• Direct customers to shorter lines, or away from Tammy’s line because she’s being a bitch today.
• Broadcast video from parking lot so that Crew can enjoy how nice it is today from afar, and also watch the continual crappy parking attempts by people using the handicap spots.
• Setting return point to bathroom, initiating audio track to play excerpts from Carmina Burana, pushing go, leaving store.
• Attach store mascot to drone. Program it to fly outside and land in dumpster.
• Film amazing natural wonder of environment surrounding store (only applicable for stores located within boundaries of Bryce Canyon or Yellowstone).