A handy explanation you won’t find on the company computer

• “Coming Soon” means that Jimmy in Pasadena has had two phone calls with a salesman at Super Food Custom Brands about a thing, and they’ve reached an agreement in principle, but legal hasn’t signed off so it may never happen.
• “New” means what the hell were they thinking making Tangy Tomato Toaster Pastries?
• “Case Limit” means only old people who wake up at 5 am are able to buy it.
• “Seasonal” means…well we don’t know what it means, but we can’t be bothered to figure out a different word.
• “Regional” means Kansas City gets it, but not you, ha ha ha ha ha!
• “TOS” means the Mates forgot to write the order.
• “In Search Of New Supplier” means oh YEAH?! Well we don’t NEED you! We can make OUR OWN mashed potatoes!
• “Discontinued” means we want you to feel bad for not hoarding, and think twice before not hoarding the next thing you like.