They are so perfect for each other

• Beauty
• Pronoun uniqueness
• Taste in music
• Feeble ethics
• Same lunch time
• Car broke down, in same car
• “Car broke down”, in same car
• Same work schedule
• Need for convenience
• Willingness to settle
• Desire to disgust and annoy coworkers
• Appreciate willingness to listen to stupid shit they say without being judged
• Made of electrostatic material
• They are customers wanting to block a narrow aisle for 12 minutes to discuss how Steph now attends TCU and is loving it