Risk aversion is life aversion

• Arriving at work
• All assigned activities
• Discussing nihilist philosophy with the regional
• Putting the ice cream you bought in the break room freezer
• Humor
• Expressing opinions about life, the universe, or Sandy
• Treating customers like regular people
• Asking a customer if they found what they were looking for
• Having knowledge
• Suggesting good ideas
• Trapping raccoon
• Expressing a desire to learn
• Asking questions
• Adding vodka to your water bottle
• Adding vodka to Captain’s water bottle