Yes, there are good reasons.

• Feel spark in loins while watching Giovanni pick up boxes.
• Need to mitigate high self esteem.
• Good coffee is expensive, but free coffee is tolerable.
• Waiting on parole board’s decision.
• Need to stay in cockpit while plane in air.
• Can’t storm out until car done charging.
• No chance they’d write a letter of recommendation.
• Need to remind Sari about scheduled hookup.
• Enjoy feeling the sharp cut of self righteous indignation while observing plebes.
• Want to see if they manage to get the raccoon out of the building.
• Still planning epic departure prank.
• They want you to quit.
• Don’t want to have to memorize locations of fire exits in a new building.
• Molly just got on the train.
• Want to be a role model to the children, showing that hard work and perseverance will lead to misery.
• Health insurance company cares more about my health than government does, which is saying something.
• Still on break.
• Sensation of being lovingly embraced by failure is comforting.
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