The latest Crew wisdom, printed for you.

• Quitting on a Budget [Revised Edition, McGraw Hill]
• Double Thickness Bags Are Not the Answer [MIT Press]
• Switch Door to Off: Spawn Point Toggle [Microsoft Press]
• Other Stores Literally Carry the Same Thing [Razorbacks Retail Classics]
• Cheerfully Offensive [Taschen]
• I Hope Your Gerolsteiner Is Full of Worms That You Don’t See Until It’s Too Late (And 13 Additional Poems) [Christian Salvation Press]
• The German Man Behind the Shadow Veil Wants Us to Sell Panettone [Kraftwird Einsicht]
• Tired, Tired, Tired (of You, of This, of Life) [Western Glory Press]
• Speedy Service Is Earned Not Requested [Beginner Books]
• A Treatise on Why We Needed More Fancy Guacamole [O’Reilly]
• Suspended Transaction: Retail Save Point [Blizzard]
• Diamonds in the Dust: A Tale of the Glass Lost to Time Under the Shelf [National Geographic]
• QIL: An Alternative Definition of Quick [Pasadena Free Press]
• 28 Days of Questions: Sold Out Before the Holiday [screenplay, Hallmark Channel]
• You Said You Would Wait for Me to Find It but You Betrayed Me [Harlequin]
• Can Quantum Mechanics Explain Why They Don’t Take The Carts With Them? [MIT Press]
• Unless Someone Is in Danger You Need to Hang Up the Fucking Phone and Pay for Your Goddamn Groceries [Hearst]
• Temporarily Out of Season: A Rigorous Analysis of the Nomenclature of Availability [Cambridge University Press]
• Felted Nightmares [Nepal People’s Press]
• Vast Profit Through Adding Any Goddamn Flavor to Cheese [Wisconsin Dairy Advisory Board]
• Banter Breakdown, Uncomfortable Efficiency [Henry Ford Institute for the Destruction of Humanity]
• Barely Hanging in There: The True Story of How Is Your Day [Scholastic]
• Not Almost Out of Here: The Public’s Misunderstanding of Retail Schedules [Bloomberg]
• Put Everything in One Bag That Isn’t Too Heavy [Uline Publishing]
• An Argument in Favor of Perfume MSDS Requirements [OSHA Required Publishing]
• Register of Love: Feelings Bounded by Transactions [Penguin Classics]
• The Very Quiet Voice That Was Not Heard So They Didn’t Get Their Cornichons [AARP Quarterly]
• Desktop Compendium of Ways to Check the Eggs [4th Edition, Oxford University Press]
• If You’d Prefer to Be Disappointed in Five Minutes I Can Check the Back Room [PolitelyDisappointing.edu]
• No, No, No (We Don’t Have It, You Can’t Buy It, I Am Not Happy About It Either) [HarperCollins]
• Shhh…the Discontent We Share Transcends Words [Phoenix-Namarayu Press]
• Fireball in the Shitter: Determining Mental Health Issues By Evaluating Trace Evidence in the Bathroom Trash Can [Physician’s Desktop Reference]
• Buddy, Pal, Boss, Chief, Dude, Man, Bro, and Other Incorrect Identity Assumptions [Wired]