Crew Autobiographies

• They Can’t See Me They Can’t See Me They Can’t See Me
• Loose Pasta Soccer
• Shallow Conversations, Deep Meh
• Avoiding Workplace Violence By Simply Labeling Boxes Correctly
• Head of Lettuce, Head of Cabbage, Head of Me
• Trust Me, You’ll Want a Fork
• The Recommendation: The Story of I Have Tried It and It Is Good
• Clocking Into I Don’t Fucking Care
• They Cut Me Down Like a Box Half-Full of Attitude
• Taking Go Backs to Hell

Customer Memoirs

• Mumble and Point
• I Don’t Want It Discontinued
• Hummus Advisory
• True Stories of Discontent
• Everything INCLUDING the Bagels
• Please Hold My Polenta
• I Love Shopping Because It’s the Only Time I Don’t Have to Discipline My Children
• I Was the Instagram
• Lost Tahini Weekend
• Putting Magnifisauce on Your Gluten Free Buns: Culinary Hookups