Advantages of shopping on your day off

1. Get to talk to your friends
2. Buying frozen stuff is an option
3. Can shop earlier in the day before everything is sold out
4. Have someone else bag your groceries
5. Can carelessly discard shopping cart in parking lot like a used facial tissue
6. Time to actually read packages
7. Can invade as much personal space as customers
8. No need to write your name on everything before putting in fridge
9. Retrieve your water bottle that you forgot
10. Virtually unlimited time to carefully consider what to buy

Disadvantages of shopping on your day off

1. Have to talk to your friends
2. Have to wait in line to get in
3. Have to help regular customers who recognize you
4. Letting a coworker bag your groceries likely to foment ill-will
5. Temptation to face
6. Admitting to coworkers that you have nothing better to do
7. Limited access to fun stickers, latest @TOS updates
8. Actually, you still can get in trouble for talking to your friends
9. Shame at checking bread dates
10. Virtually unlimited time to impotently ponder what to buy