- Everything But the Pages
- I Feel Frustrated When You Don’t Buy the Wine I Recommend
- I’m Busy Helping Everyone: Stoic Retail Martyrdom Explained
- We Know Your Pet Isn’t a Service Animal, and We Deeply Hate You
- It’s Only a Joke if the Captain Doesn’t Laugh
- No I’m Open, Yes I’m Closed
- Why Don’t They Just Ship the Panettone Already in Lugs?
- Big Stickers, Big Problems
- Handsome Cut Pizza Crust: Only a Matter of Time
- I Wield the Power of Random Free Things
- One Bag Left: Mandarin Orange Showdown!
- Ring the Bell and Hope They Come
- There Isn’t a Hidden Camera Somewhere in the Store That Snaps Your Photo as You Pass It and Then You Can Buy it in the Gift Shop, So Why the Fuck Did You Think The Cart Was a Ride at an Amusement Park?
- The Three-Week Season
- Vibing on “No”
- True Tales of Using AR Just to Hang Out With Friends
- Talking Inside Is Safe Talking
- Revealed! Why They Don’t Believe You When You Tell Them the Product Doesn’t Exist
- Why Aren’t Customer’s Ever Nasty in a Hot Way?
- Scream Again and You Don’t Get Stickers
- Backstage at the Out of Stock Opera
- Change Your Tone or I Won’t Check Your Eggs
- Grocery Aisle in the Grocery Store: Nomenclature Breakdown
- Getting Froozy with Frooze Balls