Common Customer Questions

Lists, Questions
  • How much tahini is the right amount for me?
  • Is it okay to eat polenta if I’m still in my first trimester?
  • Can I leave this here for a minute and then come back for it?
  • My girlfriend likes salad, but I think it’s dumb. 
  • I’m concerned about glutens in my food. Do you have any super-glutenated foods, so that I can be sure of getting a full daily serving of gluten without having to worry about supplementing my diet?
  • I have a great many concerns about very many things, and nothing you say will change my mind?
  • I just started the Dr. ProPro Diet. Do you have a Dr. ProPro section with all your Dr. ProPro products that are Dr. ProPro Certified that I can shop in because I’m on the Dr. ProPro Diet?
  • I am doing well! I’m so glad you carry macadamia nuts, because I believe in a conspiracy theory that makes me aware of all the Toxins in every food we eat… except macadamia flour. I wish you sold the flour and not just the nuts but at least I’m glad you have the nuts and I can make the flour myself using the special mill I bought in Solvang that this old Dutch man, who’s like eighty, makes. He’s the only one in the country who makes it – that’s all he does! You’re The Only Place that carries macadamia nuts. I know you’ve finished ringing me up, but I’d love to take a little more of your and everybody in line’s time to let you know about my thoughts on all food that isn’t macadamia flour, and all the Chemicals in unmilled macadamia nuts, that the Government, and especially the State of Hawaii, don’t want to regulate due to Special Interests. Do you know if you’ll ever be getting the flour? Oh, that’s okay. I’ll just look next time I’m here. 
  • I drove by on Saturday and there were like TEN PEOPLE in line, and I was like oh my gosh! So I came back today at 2:00 pm and it turns out that Sunday is even busier! Do you have curbside pickup?
  • Hi, I’m going to be in your area in a couple hours, and I’m wondering if there’s a line outside?
  • Do you sell pasteurized sesame seeds?
  • Do you sell single rolls of toilet paper? Oh great! Oh, no, I mean your brand that comes in the six-packs. Is it possible to buy just one roll?
  • I’m looking for the coffee mango ice cream I bought here last time. Do you know where that is? You can just point to where it is. 
  • Do you know if you’re out of this very specific product with a very generic name, and would it be alright if you spent 10 minutes fruitlessly looking for it while I checked out and left the store?
  • I would like to get a case of endives.
  • When will you be getting the peppermint prosecco?