Top Product Complaints, December 2020

Lists, Products
  • Jalapeño Creamer pairs poorly with Free Trade Nicaraguan Light Roast.
  • No way to know in advance when naan season will end.
  • How am I supposed to manage my eBay shop if you keep limiting how many I can buy?
  • Please sign my petition for reparations for people denied Pumpkin Kringles.
  • Why do I always have to make beer cold myself instead of just being able to buy one and drink it in the alley?
  • I want to buy 12 cases of the energy bar that you had forever and was always in stock until it went out of date and you had to share it because nobody liked it, and now you tell me that you can’t get any more?
  • The Tea Tree Oil & Cool Mint Mouth Wash tastes like charcoal soaked in gasoline. I’m concerned that it might actually be flammable because I spilled it on my pajamas.
  • I can’t get to the shredded cheeses because that lady is in the way.
  • I feel demeaned having to ask if you have more russets in the back.
  • I went to Hawaii once, and I can tell you that these “Hawaiian Style” chips are not as good as the ones you get on the Big Island. Everything is so much more relaxed there! They call it “island time.” Look! I got this puka shell bracelet there! Thank you, I love it. Do you have any plans to make a pineapple version of the chips? It’s too bad there isn’t a Trader Joe’s on Oahu. One time I did a helicopter tour on Kauai. It was so beautiful. Do you know when you’re opening a store there? Is Katy here? She always wears a Hawaiian shirt and we always talk about Island Life because she’s been there too. Oh, no it’s okay! I don’t want to bother you! Thank you for going to get her!
  • Your selection of farfalle is not as good as they have at farfalleuniverse.net.
  • It was a real inconvenience having to move out of the way so you could clean up the bottle of wine that I dropped.
  • When you corrected my pronunciation of quinoa I think you were wrong.
  • I drove 100 miles just to shop here, but now I find out you’re out of Huey Lewis and I have to settle for Gwen Stefani?
  • Sudden, loud, breathy sigh while standing in front of empty hole where black licorice usually is.