Requests Denied

General Malaise, Lists
  • Communal bongos in break room
  • Charity fundraising event where people bid on items to be crushed in baler
  • TEDx Talk with QIL engineer discussing decisions to not support close matches or thesaurus technology, which would sure be nice when searching for Kunefe or Hot Chocolate
  • Customer pajama night
  • Close one aisle in order to host armadillo races (Texas only)
  • Freshen up those date stickers instead of pulling from shelf
  • Assign time to research what used to be in this building before the store, because what are those weird marks on the floor
  • Next Saturday off, to participate in your wedding which you’ve known about for six months of course, but you just forgot to request the day off, and Vernon was going to cover for you but now he’s backed out
  • Also, the two following weeks, for your honeymoon