TO: ALL TEAM MEMBERS

RE: PROFESSIONAL APPEARANCE

In light of recent events, and to clarify the company’s values, please take some time to familiarize yourself with our uniform and dress code policies.

ACCEPTABLE

• Official t-shirt
• Pants, shorts, which are in good condition
• Shoes in good condition
• Official company masks

UNACCEPTABLE

• Any attire with political commentary/connotation
• Ballet- or dance-themed garments such as tutus, leg warmers, shirts with necks cut out, etc.
• Shoes containing live animals such as goldfish, wasps, or hamsters
• Excessive glitter
• Hats capable of holding more than 2 cans of beer
• Oversize belt buckles promoting trucks/good times
• Garments promoting levity, charity, kindness, or unfounded assertions about the current quality of life
• Garments that smell like hamburgers/kielbasa (Soy Chorizo allowed with proof of purchase)
• Fishing hats worn in non-fishing situations
• Any Manchester United teamwear, unless a riot permit is obtained in advance
• Crappy bro-bar shirts from Cabo or Tijuana (permissible during meal breaks if at least 50 feet from store entrance, unless wearing Crocs)
• Garments soiled by more than ¼ cup of pooled blood on the back, or ½ tablespoon of high velocity splatter total. If evidence is supplied that blood is from non-human origin then store leadership may, at their discretion, waive this restriction and allow the garment to be worn, pending investigation by law enforcement, as long as visible saturation does not exceed more than 75% of the garment.