Mystery

• Signs in the Attic
• The Early Truck with Nothing Broken Inside
• The Radio Mistake
• The Haunted Demo (a Nancy Drew mystery)
• The Spicy Pumpkin

Adventure

• Zamboni Riders at Noon
• Double Bag ‘Em, Double Tag ‘Em: Grocery Warfare
• Two-Hour Payload

Espionage

• Yellow Cone Yes, Yellow Cone No
• Three-Bell: Bad Strawberry
• The Shaw Boundary

Autobiography and Self Help

• There’s None in the Back!, by Karen McCloudy (Author of “Ask and You Shall Receive”)
• Tales of Hardship: They Didn’t Have a Case So I Had to Just Buy Twelve
• Gloves and a Bucket: Cleaning Time Breakdown
• I Thought I’d Clocked In, But My Nightmare Was Just Beginning
• TOS Means Forever

Non-Fiction

• Disco’ed: Not Fun, Not Funky, Not Available
• Deciphering the Bells: Mystical Signals
• Needing Another Bag: Stories of Failure and Excess
• Considerations When Choosing to Live Close to or Far Away from Your Favorite Store
• Some People Don’t Mind Doing the Thing You Hate Most, But They Still Can’t Do It for You

Business Analytics

• They Used to Work Here: Customer Demographic Analysis
• Solved! How Trader Joe’s Turned Selling Products into a Profit Center
• A Modern Treatise Concerning Bag Reusal
• Pandemic Report: Same Things from A Different Vendor

Cooking

• Pumpkin Spice Gluten Free, Vegan, Low Sodium, No Sugar Added, High Fiber, Weird Scandinavian Umami Cookies: Pumpkin Spice Doesn’t Sound So Bad Now Does It?

Books by Anonymous Crew

• Now I Have the Thing but You’re Gone
• Let Me Check the Disappointment Machine
• Don’t Tell Me It’s Mango
• Shift Posting: Work Here Without Working Here
• They Found Me in the Breakroom