Things That Can Be Crushed in The Baler

Uncategorized
  • Flattened cardboard
  • Unflattened boxes
  • Boxes full of dry snacks, such as chips, crackers
  • Boxes full of Spanish olive oil (Caution: glass hazard)
  • Flats of refried beans cans
  • Flats of Raspberry Lime Sparkling Water (1-liter bottles)
  • Six-packs of domestic beer in cans
  • Partial cases of Bath Tissue, or Super Soft Bath Tissue
  • Lugs full of various cheeses (limited effect for shredded)
  • Super Amazing Kitchen Cloth (no effect)
  • Fire extinguishers (Caution: actual real danger likely)
  • Shopping cart (empty)
  • Two cases of free-range eggs fortified with omega-3
  • Shopping cart full of polenta (Note: team lift)
  • Smaller baler (theoretical)
  • 20-30 cans of refrigerated Cinnamon Rolls puff pastry dough
    (Note: recommend high-speed camera)
  • Bread shares
  • Romaine lettuce possibly tainted by salmonella (Note: office directed baling only)
  • All remaining cases of Caveman Collagen bars
  • Items on quality hold
  • Flowers (Note: Separate individual blooms and place between white cardboard for best effect.)
  • Decorative ceramic soap holder from TJMAXX in the shape of a laughing frog
  • Case of Norwegian Crispbread held for Marsha Zimmerdell that she never picked up
  • Abandoned bird nests
  • Various broken wood things
  • Empty milk crates
  • Military grade tactical stink bomb (18 garlic cloves, 1 pack fresh salmon, 7 lemons, 1 jar Blue Cheese Dressing, 1 can beef dog food, 1 bottle sriracha, 1 bottle Tea Tree Oil, 1 jar Apple Cider Vinegar, 1 can French Roast Coffee – Turkish grind, 1 tin anchovies, 9 ounces brie or Manchego cheese, 1 jar genuine Vermont maple syrup, 8 pouches Yellow Tadka Dal, 1 bottle vermouth,
    3 jars Salsa Autentica, 18 jars ground cinnamon, 1 jar green olives, 2 bottles Peppermint Infused Cauliflower Face Wash, 6 jars sauerkraut, 3 jars kimchi, 4 white onions, 2 bags cilantro, 1 pack chardonnay chicken sausage, 1 bunch celery , 1 bunch eucalyptus, 1 jar Chili Onion Crunch,
    1 sympathy card)